One is big hairy and stinks
The other has big feet.
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: To keep the flies off the cheerleaders.
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
A: Telling your parents that you're gay.
A: They both got fingered by their brother.
A: She put her bra and shirt back on and left in disgust.
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do!
What's the difference between a BYU coed and an Elephant?
There were three BYU co-eds out for a drive one day, when they happened upon a guy hitch hiking. They pulled over, the guy gets in and the driver asks, " Where you going?", the guy says, "Anywhere, just get moving, I escaped from prison 5 minuets ago!". As they move down the road, one co-ed in the back asks, "Why were you in prison?". The escapee says, " I killed my wife and all her family. " After that statement, it was quiet for a moment, then the last BYU co-ed asks, "So, you're single?"
A Ute, an Aggie and a Cougar were hiking together when they came across an old coke bottle. When they picked it up a genie popped out in a cloud of smoke.